Evilest Kid in the World

Had an interesting conversation with my son today:

• N - "Guess what? Me and Aubrey broke up."

Why?

• N - "Aubrey ran into some other guy, and I got into a fight with him. And guess what?"

What?

• N - "He's not even going to take her fishing. I'm going to get a chainsaw and scare him right out of his ghost."

Whaaat?

• N - "I'm the evilest kid in the world, am I?" 

Uh... no. No.