Had an interesting conversation with my son today:
- N - "Guess what? Me and Aubrey broke up."
Why?
- N - "Aubrey ran into some other guy, and I got into a fight with him. And guess what?"
What?
- N - "He's not even going to take her fishing. I'm going to get a chainsaw and scare him right out of his ghost."
Whaaat?
- N - "I'm the evilest kid in the world, am I?"
Uh... no. No.
