I feel like life after you have a child, is completely different. It's literally like living two different lives in one lifetime.
Life before child:
- Tight, low-rise jeans
- Cute, little hoodies
- Small shirts, big boobs
- Hair looking cute (most days)
- Make-up, normally
- Cute jewelery
- Loud music
- Constant Shows (local bands)
- Constant friends
- Constant partying
- Working two jobs
- Tanning almost every day, in between said jobs
- Quitting job, because I didn't have enough time to party
- Finding a random paycheck from work, because I had so much money coming in, that I didn't realize I hadn't cashed a paycheck.
- Best friend, Bobbi. Always with each other.
- Stayed out all night, slept all day
- Cute boys
- Clean house
- Cleanish room.
- Always time to read a book
- Go see a movie whenever I wanted
- Made random shopping trips, just for something to wear that night
- Lots of drama between myself and boyfriends
- Walked to the track every night, to run a few miles, and walk home.
- Walked 15 miles with Bobbi, once. From my house to Waldameer
- Random tattoos
- Many, many piercings
- Could drink beer like any one of my male friends. (almost)
- Fun, fun, fun, and did I mention, fun?
- Fat jeans. Because lets face it, I ain't skinny. I wish I would have appreciated those skinny(ish) days
- Over-sized sweatshirts, boobs hidden
- I get my hair done maybe once a year. Maybe
- I'm lucky if I actually take the time to wash my hair daily.
- My jewelery is a medical ID bracelet. Although, I am about to get a new one, so that's exciting.
- When I wear make-up to class now, people treat me like they don't recognize me. Are the bags under my eyes THAT bad, you guys?!
- I don't go to shows, or concerts.
- I don't even listen to my loud, "crazy" music if N is around. I don't think it's appropriate all the time.
- I have a few friends, about a hundred acquaintances.
- The few friends that I do have, I rarely see outside of school, or in between terms for about 2 days. My old best friends and I rarely speak. But I love her to death. That won't change.
- I don't go to bars, often, if at all anymore. Various reasons. Mostly I hate all of the Ms. Skinny McSlutty Pants who are always there.
- Another reason- don't really like to drink anymore. Scratch that- Don't like HANGOVERS.
- Two jobs? I am not that motivated.
- Too much money? Really?? AH I could just slap my 18-year old self!!
- I don't even remember what a sunburn feels like. I am so pale, I'm almost translucent.
- I still don't sleep at night. But if I'm tired, or sleep during the day, I feel like the BIGGEST Ahole.
- The cutest boy I know is my 5 year old son.
- But, I actually managed to have one crush within the past few years: My religion teacher at college. Ironically.
- Clean house? Clean house? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... ETC.
- I do still make time to read. It's what keeps me sane, and my brain from becoming complete mush.
- Every time I go shopping for something decent to wear, I end up buying something cute for N. Because 1. It's usually cheaper than what I'd want. 2. I don't have to stress about trying it on in the fitting room.
- Have technically been single since I broke up with my first love. Oh. Still not over that. Talk about needing to move on.
- The last time I went to a movie, it was Puss N' Boots. And I fell asleep. I was thankful for the nap.
- I need to exercise more. I'll leave it at that.
- I took out all of my piercings, except for my ears as soon as I found out that I was "with child."
- Who has money for a tattoo?
- Who has money for beer?
- Who has money for fun?
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